"Artemis, I’ll stun you, so help me."
Holly Short, from Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code

I'm gonna cry nao. TT.TT

  • Foaly: Will you miss him, Holly?
  • Holly: Miss who?
  • Foaly: The Fowl boy, of course.
  • Holly: No, I will not miss him.
  • But her eyes told the real story.

just some pre-mission banter

  • Arty: A technological marvel it may be, but it's hazel.
  • Holly: Of course it's hazel. My eyes are hazel.
  • Arty: Glad to hear it, Holly. But my eyes are blue, as you well know. This iris-cam will not do.
  • Holly: ...Well you should have thought of that while you were meditating. It's a little late now.
  • Arty (pinching his nose): You're right, of course. I am the mastermind here. Thinking is my responsibility, not yours.
  • Holly (squinting suspiciously): Was that an insult, Mud Boy?

bloody brilliant wording, Artemis xD

  • Root: Well, Artemis? Do you plan on using the convict?
  • Artemis: That depends.
  • Root: On what?
  • Arty: On whether or not you give me Holly.
  • ...
  • Foaly: It doesn't look good.